Eye tracking
Follows your cursor. Even while avoiding paperwork.
/home/shroomie / personnel file
A permanent resident
Shroomie.
My friend, mascot, and head of supervision. He lives here, offers moral support, and has never submitted a pull request.
He has his own folder now. Naturally.
See where he startedNotes from personnel.
- Name
- Shroomie
- Species
- Frog–mushroom hybrid (rare)
- Occupation
- Portfolio guardian
- First appearance
- When Foroggy needed company
- Known allies
- Foroggy, Python, moral support
- Known enemies
- rm -rf, loud mornings, uninvited pickups
- Salary
- None. Foroggy's is also none.
- Threat level
- Low, unless held too long
Things he says
“ribbit. 🐸”
the supervisor's self-assessment
Known abilities.
Ratings supplied by ShroomieDrag resistance
Does not enjoy being picked up.
Glasses deployment
Secret coolness mode. Handle with care.
Rage quit
Click too fast and face the consequences.
Night mode
Gets grumpy after ten. Fair.
Unsolicited advice
Usually about naps. Occasionally about hats.
A day in the life
Say hello to the supervisor.
Drag Shroomie, or use the buttons below. Keyboard: Enter or Space picks him up.
/home/shroomie / other residents
Shroomie calls them his staff
The other two residents.
They have their own jobs, voices, and opinions about who runs this place.
Reception · self-appointed
ForoggyBot 3000
He made himself a badge and several departments. Difficult questions become Foroggy's problem.
“Your request is with management. I haven't told management yet.”Visit reception
Foroggy OS · system voice
The terminal
Short logs, useful commands, and dry remarks when the system has seen enough.
“status: running. sleep schedule: unresolved.”Open the terminal
/home/shroomie / first sketches
Drawn by Foroggy · kept here on purpose
Where Shroomie started.
I drew these poses myself for an earlier version of this site. Shroomie looks different now, but these drawings made him who he is. They’re staying.
House rules
You can find him in the bottom corner of the main page. He notices the cursor, tolerates a little attention, and may leave if you insist. Please do not delete his home directory.
The rent situation remains unresolved.